Adventures of a Procrastinator

As of today I've purchased one Christmas gift.

ONE.

I have three days till Christmas an I've done absolutely nothing.

Well that's not true.

I've done plenty of other things besides shopping.

What have I done you ask?

THINGS I'VE DONE INSTEAD OF

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

Found nudie glasses at my parents

family friendly getaway.

Went to my first gay club and saw my first drag show.

Decorated my house for Christmas.

Watched all seven seasons of

How I Met Your Mother

in one month.

Found a Yak Bak while remodeling my basement.

Remodeled my basement.

(Well my laundry room, the rest I'm still working on.)

Pictures to come later.

Formed a better bond with nephew.

(We are now to half hearted hugs instead of the previous

screams of terror when I was in close proximity.)

Won a crab race at Around the Corner

 with this cute little crab.

He got Eric and I $20 and two free beer tickets.

All in all had a great past two months but time to get down

to business.

I'll be on my way to the mall in a couple hours.

Let's just hope I survive the stampede of people

 scrambling like I am.



Things That Rock: Holiday Edition

CHRISTMAS COOKIES

ELABORATE IGLOOS

ICE SCULPTURES

EXTRAVAGANT GINGERBREAD HOUSES

CHEESY 90's CHRISTMAS ALBUMS

CHRISTMAS MOVIE CLASSICS

NEXT LEVEL SNOWMEN

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS

INJURED GINGERBREAD MEN

THE CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS TREE

HOT GUY SANTAS



Lobster.

The Cory to my Shawn

The Christina to my Meredith

The Chewie to my Solo

The Doyle to my Bud

The Watson to my Holmes

The Navi to my Link

The Rachel to my Monica

The Derek to my Mark

The Marshall to my Ted

The Joey to my Chandler

The Pikachu to my Ash

The Kirk to my Spock

The Seth to my Evan

The Bill to my Ted

The Jay to my Silent Bob

The Harold to my Kumar

The John to my Jeremy

The Woody to my Buzz

The Wayne to my Garth

The Sam to my Frodo

The Peter to my Sydney

The Harry to my Lloyd

The Ron to my Harry

The Thelma to my Louise

The Fred to my Barney

The Bevis to my Butt Head

The Daria to my Jane

The Stewie to my Brian

The Turk to my JD

The Kyle to my Stan

The Ren to my Stimpy

The Ashley to my Casey

The Jack to my Eric

The Opie to my Jax

The Gir to my Zim

The R2-D2 to my C-3PO



Long Time No Blog.

Ok so that last blog entry wasn't really a good entry.
I mean it was great to look at but it wasn't really informative,
especially since I haven't been keeping up with my blog
lately.
So here are some things I missed talking about this month...

I reluctantly went to see Breaking Dawn Pt 1 and
it pains me to say that it was actually pretty good.
I was pleasantly surprised with the acting and
cinematic structure of it.
I always loved the books back before it had a cult following,
and since the rise of the phenomenon I forgot that I ever
enjoyed them at all.
So I started reading them again to see if they actually
were good books or if they were as dumb as Hollywood
made them.
Turns out I was right the first time.
They're a great read.
Too bad the media completely destroyed it for everyone.

Keeping in the book to movie topic, the new
Hunger Games trailer came out.
All I'm going to say is read the book if you haven't
and I'm totally seeing this movie at midnight.
It looks straight out of my mind.
If you haven't seen it yet...

In other news, school is good but I'm getting
pretty tired of it to be honest.
My schedule is booked solid now and it's hard
to find time for anything other than work and school.
Next semester I'm only taking ceramics two so that
should be much better.
Here is Link finally finished.

Woot.

I also started watching How I Met Your Mother.

It's fantastic.

Ok that's all I care to write today.

K bye.

Swoon.

Now I've never believed in numbering

my five.

I just thought it would be WAY to hard to rate

sexy men from first to last especially since it was

so hard to come up with a five in the first place.

C'mon though....

Ryan Gosling is number one on my five

without even the slightest competition.

He's well dressed, has a great personality, never has

bad press, has a sexy voice, and not to mention

he's incredibly good looking.

Now lets pause to look at how much of a fox he is.

I know right?!