Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Adventures of a Procrastinator

As of today I've purchased one Christmas gift.
ONE.
I have three days till Christmas an I've done absolutely nothing.
Well that's not true.
I've done plenty of other things besides shopping.
What have I done you ask?

THINGS I'VE DONE INSTEAD OF
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

Found nudie glasses at my parents
family friendly getaway.



Went to my first gay club and saw my first drag show.



Decorated my house for Christmas.


Watched all seven seasons of
How I Met Your Mother
in one month.


Found a Yak Bak while remodeling my basement.


Remodeled my basement.
(Well my laundry room, the rest I'm still working on.)
Pictures to come later.

Formed a better bond with nephew.
(We are now to half hearted hugs instead of the previous
screams of terror when I was in close proximity.)

Won a crab race at Around the Corner
 with this cute little crab.
He got Eric and I $20 and two free beer tickets.


All in all had a great past two months but time to get down
to business.
I'll be on my way to the mall in a couple hours.
Let's just hope I survive the stampede of people
 scrambling like I am.




Thursday, December 8, 2011

Things That Rock: Holiday Edition

CHRISTMAS COOKIES



ELABORATE IGLOOS



ICE SCULPTURES




EXTRAVAGANT GINGERBREAD HOUSES





CHEESY 90's CHRISTMAS ALBUMS



CHRISTMAS MOVIE CLASSICS





NEXT LEVEL SNOWMEN





UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS






INJURED GINGERBREAD MEN




THE CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS TREE


HOT GUY SANTAS










Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Lobster.

The Cory to my Shawn
The Christina to my Meredith
The Chewie to my Solo
The Doyle to my Bud
The Watson to my Holmes
The Navi to my Link
The Rachel to my Monica
The Derek to my Mark
The Marshall to my Ted
The Joey to my Chandler
The Pikachu to my Ash
The Kirk to my Spock
The Seth to my Evan
The Bill to my Ted
The Jay to my Silent Bob
The Harold to my Kumar
The John to my Jeremy
The Woody to my Buzz
The Wayne to my Garth
The Sam to my Frodo
The Peter to my Sydney
The Harry to my Lloyd
The Ron to my Harry
The Thelma to my Louise
The Fred to my Barney
The Bevis to my Butt Head
The Daria to my Jane
The Stewie to my Brian
The Turk to my JD
The Kyle to my Stan
The Ren to my Stimpy
The Ashley to my Casey
The Jack to my Eric
The Opie to my Jax
The Gir to my Zim
The R2-D2 to my C-3PO